UK's largest union set to launch with global vision

All will be revealed at the May Day launch, half an hour after high noon.

I look forward with interest to see the volume and content of the media coverage.

Perhaps if the Joint General Secretaries favoured the gentlemen of the press with a song we might gain some column inches.

Yes: I know the proposal in the first verse is stunningly inappropriate but I can't get it it out of my head.